a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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