I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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