Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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