My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
