How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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