I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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