Sponge bath it is.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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