She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I want her autograph on my taint
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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