Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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