Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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