I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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