so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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