I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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