For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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