k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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