Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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