Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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