Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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