And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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