they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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