North Korea, Best Korea!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
my poor anus
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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