jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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