Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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