ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
