I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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