i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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