Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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