Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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