Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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