come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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