He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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