So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
