I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
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