but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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