gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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