i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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