let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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