Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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