He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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