but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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