Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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