her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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