idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
