So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
