Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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