Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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