she woke up with a sticky ear
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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