Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
