after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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