It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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