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(805): View more from California

i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I heard you threw up in your lap?

(1-541): View more from Oregon

I heard that too.

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(770): View more from Georgia

next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge

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(513): View more from Ohio

you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp

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(612): View more from Minnesota

My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.

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(303): View more from Colorado

My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP

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