I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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